Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML
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RainCl0ud 22
OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.
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ciarafox9 9
Why would he think that's a good idea?
Midrash 5
Maybe he wanted to try something he saw on twilight
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Comments (238)
punkrocker092 0
Why the hell did he think that was a good idea?
Nexus_surgeon 7
Duh,such a bad boy.In russian it will be - По пизде ладошкой.
noelle247 4
hahahahahh :')
ilovenutella10 0
Ew man. You should have been like "easy tiger ;)" and then screamed out in pain.
PedoPancakes 7
How lovely ;) we all need a little fun :P
LoserGirlZombie 1
dig ur heel into his side like he's a horse, i gotta break him, and I got a camper lol
sheerem 7
Ouch! Well they are called roast beef curtains…
ya_momma 4
Ow, that made me feel for you..
sugarbear0727 19
He probably just bit too hard. Me and my boyfriend both enjoy being bitten down there, but you have to start off with a soft bite and just slowing apply pressure. See if he likes it, and tell him next time to bite softer.
sugarbear0727 19
When you're horny, and when you're in love, you have a way higher pain tolerance.