Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML
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RainCl0ud 22
OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.
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ciarafox9 9
Why would he think that's a good idea?
Midrash 5
Maybe he wanted to try something he saw on twilight
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Comments (238)
ph8eyerucker 3
Thats awesome!!
heliophobia 13
Dear god, I was in pain just reading this.
alienGirlscout 5
I really don't mind pain at all - in fact, I enjoy it - but I still expect my partner to ask me before just springing something like that on me D: Augh.
magnetic_aura 26
Ooowww, what the heck?! Why would he think that would be fun for you. I hurt just thinking about it. Sorry, OP!
bassfisher100 23
this made me laugh
Zaayuro 9
oooh that must've felt so dam weird
8313girl 28
I didn't realize so many of you liked that sort of thing. Personally, that shit hurts and I've had to get on a few guys. SHE is sensitive and only likes to be licked. But definitely not knocking you kink freaks out there. If it feels good to ya, then keep on doing it til ya satisfied.
RainCl0ud 22
OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.
theFickleFinger 24
Congrats on the marriage and for probably setting an FML record for longest time between posting an FML and responding to it!
HeavyWeaponsGuy 21
Congra- aw someone beat me to it, well still ,congrats on the marriage!