Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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Top comments
lolfood 24
That's a pretty sensitive burglar alarm if it was triggered by pebbles.
unknown_user5566 27
He should've been creative and thrown a horse through your window, like Peter Griffin did. Worked out well for him. ;)
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Comments (68)
Rocky007 15
So cute!
kenleybunch 15
I know the pitfalls of an alarm system as well >.<
SwaggCapone 11
so why didn't he run?
Taylor3916 1
Unoriginal.
never_smiling 7
I think that'd be more awkward for him than you lol....
XxVulcanxX 0
**** this app to hell
freshaf_fml 3
Dayumm... a PEBBLE tripped the system? how expensive was that thing
The_F3rris 11
Dude, right? What if birds hit the window because you cleaned it with windex. Must be going off all day
XxVulcanxX 0
wow i finaly get this account verified and now there canceling this app!? what the **** is wrong with this bullshit!!!!!!!!!
XxVulcanxX 0
it must be at least $10000000000000000000 yo thats like a gazillon billion my dad told me to stop screaming or he will smash my face in thw keyboardvjxjhshsbjdndudbdhsjxbdvddhhdbbdvdbdhbssbbdbdbdbdbowwie oww oww ouch!!!!!!
The_F3rris 11
Modern technology is killing whats left of chivalry.....