Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
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Top comments
chicken0 0
I bet they were her's. I lived with a girl for 4 years and she would every about 6 months say who's under/shirt/socks are these. I never had another girl in our place or ever cheat on her. The dumb bitch just always forgot she that article of clothing or said that to see if I was cheating.
24788 7
HAHA, he is stupid for cheating and then texting you.
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Comments (26)
skyttlz 32
I'm sorry
UnicornSex 0
Look on the bright side...maybe they're his. No, nevermind, that's almost worse.
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Well at least you found out
Yeliab333 20
Don't jump to conclusions! They might be his sister's or his moms. You should actually figure out who's they are before accusing him of anything:)
SmokinGuns 13
Only the OP knows whether or not her boyfriend is really that stupid to text her after he cheated to ask about the cheatee's underwear. Personally, when someone else does laundry at my house, they put clothes in my room that they assumed were mine. However, I don't think I've forgotten about certain articles of clothing I own, but it's not impossible !
Notverycreeative 13
Why the hell would he ask if he thought they could be a different girls? Probably yours from a long time ago or roommates girl ect.. A really really dumb misunderstanding.
fantasyworld 39
What girl leaves her underwear behind?
carbonbasedcynic 17
how do we know he didnt throw a rager the night before