Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
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astarwarsfan 0
haha you got **** blocked by an iPod
perdix 31
You should have JUMPed him, whipped out his DOODLE, given him an ANGRY *******, flipped him the BIRD, and left. That would show him!
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Comments (189)
robinsn 0
Here's a thought: get naked and stand right in front of him. See how much he cares about video games after that. If he doesn't pay attention, you've got bigger problems.
michalch98 4
Perdix, once again your magic has made us, apprentices feel better :D
Karnezar 2
Angry birds is ******* awesome..
starwarsguy330 0
Well... doodle jump and angry birds are the best godamn games of all time!
gabster11099 0
Hahaha that's hilarious
thebamdino 0
Should've left the moment he started playing
mullim16 0
That sounds like my boyfriend
Kevy_G 10
At least u didn't have a gf that played bieber for 6 hours straight and would cry if it wasn't on or if I wasn't paying attention :/
loveybunny123 5
sounds like my ex boyfriend... haha dumped that little shit a loong while back.
Tomato_Cheese 22
What kind of iPod has 3 hours of charge?