Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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Top comments
MsSoulReaper 27
If I had a penis I would so try that.
n_epic_fail 14
No you're just an airhead
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Comments (167)
graham11 14
Condom= the rubber fuckie
picturescrazy 24
I didn't know that they did... I really want to take a bath with my guy now!
heyred 11
Not necessarily. I used to believe the same until I taught this one guy in a WSI class. If he didn't swim he sank - no matter what. I'd never seen anything like it before or since.
zebu344 6
I freaked out cuz my bfs penis floated a couple weeks ago. I'm a nurse and I thought I saw it all lol!
imperialtl 12
Its NOT supposed to float.
Malanyi 3
Alot of people got.bad votes SMH
MexicanObama 15
@ #99 Not everyone floats, if you're muscular your legs will quickly sink followed by the rest of your body, similar to a sinking ship in cartoons.
Snow_Daisy 7
Boats 'n hoes
GroovyGravy 7
4- never heard a personuntil now call a chode, a fatty penis
kayleigh_fail 0
I too have experienced this. guys never really do grow up mentally.