Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
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Tripartita 45
Application of makeup will be regarded as an act of vandalism. Any attempts to back out of the engagement could result in legal prosecution for stealing yourself. If you upload any footage of yourself to the internet (YouTube, Snapchat, Vine, etc.), you could be convicted of digital piracy.
naivemisanthrope 4
If that was a joke, it was in very poor taste.
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Comments (51)
janfleury 19
Hahahaha that's funny. Totally something my husband would say to me.
SteveDudleyUK 10
How funny. A guy thinking he owns a girl. Wait till he gets married. He is in for one BIG shock!
kkows25 10
bahaha
BrotherPhil 35
We're you in the local shop at the time?
CJ77 10
What a romantic
KaylaTackett 18
I hope he doesn't mean that literally. Be careful OP!
RogueWarrior869 23
Was it maybe a joke or an awkward dumb thing said accidentally? Have a talk with him and make sure you're both on the same page.
wyreleford 2
Run, and run fast as you can!
phatmcdoublewide 6
This sounds like an obvious joke.
jvanevery 19
is this a joke or is he serious is he serious you need to tell him you're done your relationship is over if he freaks out get a restraining order