Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
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Tripartita 45
Application of makeup will be regarded as an act of vandalism. Any attempts to back out of the engagement could result in legal prosecution for stealing yourself. If you upload any footage of yourself to the internet (YouTube, Snapchat, Vine, etc.), you could be convicted of digital piracy.
naivemisanthrope 4
If that was a joke, it was in very poor taste.
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Comments (51)
TheAwesomePossum 11
I would tell him, "You're stuck with me now!" (Married 16 years and still joking around.)
fyvaprold 11
Play to him "You Don't Own Me" by Leslie Gore
chirstinap325 23
Lol at his sense of humor, but he should have probably saved that line for wedding day.
Nnzyb 8
Jeez, how romantic. I'm not a fan of that type of humor, but only from personal experience with the controlling type. As long as he's not manipulative or abusive (verbally or physically), congratulations on the engagement.
mtnsgirl 11
lol that is right down my line of humor. I'd print him out a certificate of ownership and make sure it means he has to groom you, give you shelter, feed and water you, etc.
wafflesandwich 4
that humor is the best humor in all honesty
Unlucky1232 20
hahaha hahaha. what? It's important not to lose your sense of humor
Ramsdell97 12
Some of these commenters are taking it way too serious, he's obviously a playful guy, and it sounds like something I'd do, and both my girlfriend and I would get a laugh out of it too because we're that great, I'm happy for you guys!
DoomedGemini 38
I wouldn't say it's obvious he's joking, we literally only know him from this. We can hope he is. Many people put just funny situations on FML but it still tends to give a more negative thought on the situation..
OhPuhleeze 23
I would've probably smirked and said "That's what you think.. Who got down on his knees, bitch?"... Plus if you wait till marriage without pre-nup,you'll own half his ass too... Actually more than half if you include alimony and child support if any. ?
teechur 15
Seriously, RUN! Marriage is wonderful but challenging enough when you are with someone who loves and respects you as an equal partner. If he meant that, even a little bit, you are in for years of misery. Trust an old lady who has been married for thirty onederful years and wouldn't change a thing.
pandaxpress 19
You're looking too far into this. The gentleman was probably joking and I'm pretty positive e if he was that controlling OP wouldn't be able to post a FML because be wouldn't leave her alone long enough to type that out.
Laurieannuk 6
Run.