Today, my boyfriend promised me he wouldn't leave me alone in Niagara. I'm currently sitting alone in the hotel room drinking a bottle of wine while he gambles away money he doesn't have. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Romantic evening
Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
Quite the catch
Today, I already felt like shit for no reason, only to find out my boyfriend been drinking again, even though he knows it worries me. He lives two hours away and I don't have a car. Apparently he's had two bottles of vodka, and he started getting nasty over the phone with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Great, I guess
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later into the night, he got drunk, and left me there to go to another party with his friends. I have no car, and no way to get home. FML
Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Top comments
kkmwong 11
Time to find a new boyfriend in the hotel. Gambling is addictive, get out of the relationship while you still can.
DocBastard 40
Go home. He left you there, you leave him there. It's only fair. That way he can gamble his non-existent money away and find his own way home.
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Comments (98)
Cosette_fml 1
Good thing he is your boyfriend and not husband...
FailedAtWinning 7
Get him out of the Seneca casino!
pabst4america 1
"Waaaaaahhhhhh my boyfriend is shitty. I'm gonna use that as an excuse to be upset about everything now because this definitely can't be even a small fault of my own." Hey here's a solution, don't have a shitty boyfriend.
MidnightMusic53 37
Well sitting there and drinking certainly isn't going to help. You may not be able to stop his addiction, but you could do other things..like leave his sorry butt there.
MengBTR 4
I know how you feel.
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
Time to leave.