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Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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bettyc4 26

Time for ... The Talk

Madrias 36

Facebook + Excited = instant YDI from me.

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Imachillifilliz 2

Don't feel too terrible, I had one like that. I was in 8th grade, so it wasn't really a "relationship" but he'd pass me in the halls and just wave and keep going. He also cried when I dumped him. But in your case, you should evaluate the relationship further. Sorry of I'm not making sense, i am very much so sleep deprived.

GoW_Chick 15

WTF?! *creeper alert*

Enslaved 38

Haha, the OP's name, "Skullie" reminds me of what one of my associates calls it when his wife gives him head on birthday occasions.

perdix 31

You need to let him know that 3/14 is coming up, Steak and ******* Day. To me, 3.14 is Pi Day -- maybe things can be different this year ;)

Enslaved 38

If I didn't know you better, I'd say you were making that up..... Research says otherwise. So I will ask, how did you do "your" research. I used google. Lol countdown to zero.:P

perdix 31

Well, pi = 3.1415926. . . I take the first three digits, 3.14, which can be translated at March 14. Real nerds celebrate the moment at 3:49:20.5 AM, if you carry it out to more significant figures (or 3:09:26 PM, in some opinions.) Uber-nerds make sure it's on Greek time, where the concept of pi was invented. Does that answer your question?

Enslaved 38

3/14- Pi and BJ's? Good thing it falls on hump day this year.

perdix 31

Well, the Pi day makes sense to me, but the Steak and ******* Day seems like a possible hoax and I'll need to do further investigation. I'm going to need a research assistant . . .

perdix 31

I thought for sure that line was going to work! But as #53 shows, it doesn't test well with real, live girls. Back to the ol' drawing board. #48, try "And pinch yo *******." Good luck and let me know how that works.

McNerdyNerd 8

Just stalk him somewhere completely random, then ninja glomp him :) and then have a serious conversation afterwards.

SweetPerfectionn 3

Why is he your boyfriend again..?

hahaleym 0

I touch my girl friend, everyday.????????????????????????

periwinkle95 10

We don't care. ??????????????????????????

julialinn 2

And why are you still with him?

matildatilda 0

So he asked u out right. O dat is just rong