Skullie
United States
Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dumped
United States
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Assumptions
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
destiny147
United Kingdom
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Idek
Perth, Australia
Sussy
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
ohokay
Bronx, United States
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Johna Richardson
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Tact and charm
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
mustachio101
Montgomery, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
deserved
United States
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
klv8
United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
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bettyc4 26
Time for ... The Talk
Madrias 36
Facebook + Excited = instant YDI from me.
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SoultheWolf 19
Maybe you should try and start something first. You can't just sit on your ass and expect the man to do everything sexual for you. Try and snuggle him, or rub against his shoulders slightly. Try and let him know that you want him to pay attention to you.
zacfml6 0
The only thing i can say is SHIT happens
holycoweh 2
I'll poke ya but it won't be on Facebook
nightrider1 0
I think ur bf just turned gay and is to scared to come out to u.
richieflow 3
Call me up jk
A_dreamer_22 3
So..no point in being in this "relationship" then.
jmac1977 0
He is waiting for his std to clear up
Liindaaax3 4
How his touching is fb a page!
runnawaygirl 4
Then get off the computer, go outside, and meet someone
Samba1234 13
I hope you have a long distance relationship or else this is very very sad! :(