Today, my boyfriend of three years, whom I recently got engaged to, asked me to take a photo of my mother's boobs while she was sleeping so that he could see what mine would look like when I got older. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed! I wanted to get a jump on things so I started looking at photographers, and he mentioned he already knew a good one. I went to check out the photographer’s Instagram and found a picture of my boyfriend… and his wife. FML
Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
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boating_guy 33
At least he plans on staying with you for a while!
loserman67 36
You need to send him two nice close-up shots. One of you and your mother both giving him the middle finger and a second of your father loading his shot gun. He'll get the message.
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Comments (100)
djgoreo 12
That's either inappropriate, plain stupid, or both. He doesn't seem worthy of the V.
baconftw 9
Is your name Stacy OP?
nadnerbz 6
No
Eighty8KeysLouie 8
Did you do it?
thevoiceoflogic 2
gross!
lininnes 6
OP could ask him to take a photo of the **** & balls of his dad while he's asleep, so as to see what his looks like getting older...
fgwrxfiend 11
Seems legit
Warden1986 16
That would be "E" for Effort, and no. Better luck next time.
FMLTuna 6
i tried to stop him but he's so big!
bwzwally8 15
Did you do it?