Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
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Top comments
lsfry 0
Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.
ohSNAPyall 27
Did she win him over with a cheat code?
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Comments (190)
Mikearam 0
Your lying
BeeSkwaird 0
Hey lying what??
Dr_Awesome654 24
Seriously? You're 39 and you don't know the difference between you're and your?
VictimOfTheft 0
What a completely ignorant comment regarding an incredibly large percentage of the industrialized world's population.
beastlydevon 0
how will he hve sex with a gta gf. stick your man stick into the input?
fylatfyldotcom 0
you sure about that, sounds like no life to me, get a dude with a life and you know...
steennnn 0
He knows that she is a cop?
Hendrixguy 0
I guess his Gta girlfriend rides with him more than OP does. :/
ElMundio87 0
#15 the feeling is mutual
Danielt104 6
Your boyfriend's a failure. Seriously, who dumps their girlfriend for a fake one in a videogame?!?
CallMeHush 1
Was he really pleasing you though? Really?
Ajjas013 6
Sounds like a man of character!
danman91 0
this has to be fake.