Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend started a six month jail stint. The last thing he gave me was his phone, on which I discovered $30,000 in credit card debt. Why didn’t I go after the guy who went to dental uni? FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
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AliceSaysFYL 0
YDI for paying for him
iR0ckSkinnys 3
He's a jerk. You don't need him anyway op!
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Comments (131)
NoWittyNames 0
38 Stop ******* hating on justin bieber I don't like him much either but I don't go criticizing people. I see why your name is Ignorance.
Hwikek 2
"Is it true?"-Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy
GeminiDragon 0
serves you rigth YDI .... dating a loser who gets himself thrown in jail ...paying for his lawyer........ i am wondering if you have the word welcome permanently tattooed on your back....... Why not l;ook for someone who is a decent sort( oh yeah i forgot yuou women only tend to date losers who will use you , abuse you , and throw you away...) I say serves you right..... maybe next time you will find yourself someone who is not a selfish moron...
GeminiDragon 0
#40..... YDI for taking back the comment ...you had it right the first time....
maalicious 0
ydi for having a boy friend
hedgerow 0
YDI for trusting a criminal!
adorkable_spazz 0
your cat is cute. :D
DearLar 0
he used you /:
Sparkiee93 3
What have we learned OP?
perdix 31
At least you and the expensive lawyer have one thing in common: Neither of you could get your boyfriend off!
rebbee 0
Win!!!!!!