Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of ten months that I'm not ready for marriage. A few hours later he proposed at my grandma's 85th birthday party. She cried when I said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
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destinyo_ox 0
he's a jackass
hegira 18
Break up with him in front of his entire family.
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Comments (152)
Susieee_Q 9
You don't have to tell them the real reason.
tsuk_fml 2
dump his ass
TalkinSmack 6
tell him your pregnant, in front of his whole family
SwtCherryPie 26
Thats brilliant... Before you said you were prego tho, you should say something like "you dont wanna marry me /sadface ... by the way im pregnant" or your own variation there-of
lemonsquid 6
what?!?! how rude! um would of slapped him!! what an idiot!
Invierno 10
Boyfriend of FIVE years, and he thought you would say no? Regardless of whether you were ever against the institution of marriage (as I assume that could be the only logical reason for thinking you ABSOLUTELY wouldn't want to) he's still a ******* jackass for doing that in front of your entire family and risking the embarrassment it would cause you. I don't know about dumping him off the bat if you really love him, but this would definitely be a time to reevaluate your relationship. Oh, and make the jerk explain himself to your family and friends. I bet he'll get a good ass kicking from a brother or relative of yours. He deserves it.
randomnameflob 0
tl;dr
mom2pen 4
I love it, make him explain
JakeLee 6
no. just no.
bloodlust07 2
dump that ass hole!!!
substitutes 0
um ew
mag4dust 0
wow what an asshole... leave his ass.
awmy 2
Holy shit!?! Dude i would be so f*ckin mad, if that were me he would of got a good punch in the face -__-