Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of ten months that I'm not ready for marriage. A few hours later he proposed at my grandma's 85th birthday party. She cried when I said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
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destinyo_ox 0
he's a jackass
hegira 18
Break up with him in front of his entire family.
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Comments (152)
MinnesotaMakesMe 0
you probably said no and he made up that story to save face honestly
GP_22 1
You have been together five years and he thought you would say 'no'? Your boyfriend is an idiot.
effinlovely 0
Lmao, totally agreeing with 32.
shoecrazy 5
dump him. douche bag.
foshobabe96 0
Wow that's what I call a jack butt.
razucc 5
you're just out of his league in his mind
sappy0 5
yet she's been with him for five years... I think that she proved him different 4 years, 11 months & 3 weeks ago.
msloquita 0
wat an ass!! dude u dont play around with that >:(
tanyamehta 0
How did u last so long with him???
Jes_bug101 0
guys today... he's a jackass for doing that to you, I say it's time for revenge, my friend.
ry_yeezy 0
what a douchebag. I'd dump his ass if I were you!