Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, my husband had a 'come to Jesus' moment where he confessed he has been lying to me our entire marriage about everything, from relationships with women I have suspected to what he ate for lunch. He does not know why he lies about the little things, he said he wants to "know something that you don't." FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my ex told me he wants honesty in a relationship. I agree. It's a shame he felt it was OK to tell lies from the very beginning of the relationship that lasted about 5 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, it's been six months since I started dating this guy. For the majority of the relationship he would accuse me left and right of lying, cheating, and more. After stressing me the fuck out to my breaking point, now six months later, he casually admits that it was all a ploy to control and use me. FML
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daphjuh 0
what an asshole :(
jenni305 0
chop off his nuts . . NOW !
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Comments (129)
Badass94 0
FYL hard he wasnt worth it at all i would chop his nuts off and make soup out of it like That boy needs to learn his lessons and need to grow up girls arnt some object that u just pick out of the store when u feel like it and then when ur done playing with it u throw it out
mzhonesty 0
Wow, that's so ****** up. FYL, and I hope you ****** his up after he said that.
Cinn_fml 23
Ouch, was he breaking up with you, OP, or was he trying to salvage a broken relationship? Because if it was the latter then, yes, painful, but he's trying. If it was just a break up then that's a definate FYL, because he didn't have to tell you about the lies, even if you demanded a reason (which I kinda hope you didn't because if you did then it's going more to ydi) he could have still lied.
orangesodaftw 0
Wow, what an asshole! I hope that you dumped him after he said that, OP.
ChiTownSharon 4
Aww. Whatta Dick.
ladytati 0
awww! fyl indeed. but, charge it to the game and move on girlie :)
baby_gurly 0
dump his bitchin ass on the curb.
frannnyyyyy 0
FYL, for sure. well...at least he confessed? haha idk.
frannnyyyyy 0
oh wait, you said "almost everything he said was a lie" well, "almost" everthing he said was a lie. ;-) maybe he just felt guilty and felt he need to confess, but when he did, he worded it wrong.
perdix 31
This is saddest FML I have ever read. I feel really bad for the OP. You are beautiful and brilliant and you can do what you please with my 14-inch monster dong that spews honey, money and diamonds. Do you believe me? Then this is just not your day.
mfmylifesrsly 30
perdix, this isn't time for a funny comment
perdix 31
I have to respectfully disagree. Humor at times like this can be a useful tool in getting back to a healthy state of mind. Even if it means at laughing at yourself for your own gullibility.
mfmylifesrsly 30
true.
aricTB 0
no, this is fml. what makes this one different from the others?
FYLDeep 26
perdix, Are you the Old Spice guy?
perdix 31
No, FYLDeep, I'm the Dos Equis guy -- Stay Thirsty, my friend. ;)
FYLDeep 26
He once wrote a couple comments that bombed horribly just to see what it was like.