Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, my husband had a 'come to Jesus' moment where he confessed he has been lying to me our entire marriage about everything, from relationships with women I have suspected to what he ate for lunch. He does not know why he lies about the little things, he said he wants to "know something that you don't." FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my ex told me he wants honesty in a relationship. I agree. It's a shame he felt it was OK to tell lies from the very beginning of the relationship that lasted about 5 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, it's been six months since I started dating this guy. For the majority of the relationship he would accuse me left and right of lying, cheating, and more. After stressing me the fuck out to my breaking point, now six months later, he casually admits that it was all a ploy to control and use me. FML
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daphjuh 0
what an asshole :(
jenni305 0
chop off his nuts . . NOW !
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Comments (129)
Prototype12 0
maybe he said that after he caught her with his best friend... you never now!
logand 3
burn his clothes
Cherry12345 0
You deserve it for being gullible.
cookiemonster17 0
ydi dudette
Giorgio272 2
look op your prob some fugly rich bitch whom everyone dislikes. the truth is your ex man got what he wanted. dirty sex and lots of cash. after using and abusing your gulliable ass he left you.
Cinn_fml 23
The grammar nazi's are busy, please try again later.
zippit09 0
Nazis*
Cinn_fml 23
*bows to those of superior English and keyboard skills*
EmmyGrangerDC 0
I am SO sorry. You lost a year of your life to that guy.
bigpapi210 0
that sux mami, well now you know what a asshole he is. time will heal ur wounds and a better man that truly loves & appreciates you will fix your broken heart. @-----%---
paperisuseful 0
ydi for not being in the kitchen
Phynix 0
on the bright side now u know the truth, so u won't waste ur time with him any longer.
exohexoh 0
Men [and women] like that shouldn't exist.