Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, my husband had a 'come to Jesus' moment where he confessed he has been lying to me our entire marriage about everything, from relationships with women I have suspected to what he ate for lunch. He does not know why he lies about the little things, he said he wants to "know something that you don't." FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my ex told me he wants honesty in a relationship. I agree. It's a shame he felt it was OK to tell lies from the very beginning of the relationship that lasted about 5 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, it's been six months since I started dating this guy. For the majority of the relationship he would accuse me left and right of lying, cheating, and more. After stressing me the fuck out to my breaking point, now six months later, he casually admits that it was all a ploy to control and use me. FML
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daphjuh 0
what an asshole :(
jenni305 0
chop off his nuts . . NOW !
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Comments (129)
TyMom 0
wow if it didn't say u were from Cali I would say u got me ex!! lol good luck and screw him u deserve better!!
Spongii101 12
He's an idiot. You deserve much better.
kk2krazee 0
That's ****** up
perdix 31
snick, you are well-known as the Grammar Nazi here, maybe I'll be the Logic Green Beret here. Why do you think the OP deserves much better? Does somebody posting a
bcns 0
that never ******* happpend u ******* liar asshole.
heyred 11
It could be worse - you could have found out that he was a pathological liar after 13- years of marriage. Not that I know anything about that ...
mempholicious 0
u know u gonna have to kill dis bastard, right? it's the only way to get back ur dignity. and let me suggest something slow and painful, such as hanging him upside down and cutting him repeatedly until he finally stops breathing. now, who ain't pretty, Muther!
rawr_trick119 0
ahh mann FYL. that really sucks im sorry to hear that
bootje 5
You are beautiful.
bmalley 0
we always lie about that stuff. next time just assume that stuff.