Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, my husband had a 'come to Jesus' moment where he confessed he has been lying to me our entire marriage about everything, from relationships with women I have suspected to what he ate for lunch. He does not know why he lies about the little things, he said he wants to "know something that you don't." FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my ex told me he wants honesty in a relationship. I agree. It's a shame he felt it was OK to tell lies from the very beginning of the relationship that lasted about 5 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, it's been six months since I started dating this guy. For the majority of the relationship he would accuse me left and right of lying, cheating, and more. After stressing me the fuck out to my breaking point, now six months later, he casually admits that it was all a ploy to control and use me. FML
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daphjuh 0
what an asshole :(
jenni305 0
chop off his nuts . . NOW !
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Comments (129)
Kylias 6
Aww, what a bitch. D:
joints99 0
**** him! His loss! Would love to meet this inconsiderate jerkoff!
FerrariCake 2
How do you know he's not just lying now also? Since you know he lies, you can now pick and choose what you want to believe. Assume he's lying now and you can still believe he loves you and you're beautiful. If he says otherwise, just tell him you know he's lying. If he tries to break up with you... again, just tell him you know he's lying.
meatmaeta 21
Haha, too funny. Also, scary. He probably is lying, but because he doesn't have the guts to say he wants to breakup (for whatever reason) to your face.
sarah4400 0
this sounds EXACTLY what happened to me except my "boyfriend" had been cheating on me the entire time and he just didn't have the balls to tell me that the girl he was cheating on me with he loved her and not me
sarah4400 0
this sounds EXACTLY what happened to me except my "boyfriend" had been cheating on me the entire time and he just didn't have the balls to tell me that the girl he was cheating on me with he loved her and not me
fierystage 8
What a cruel, cowardly thing to do. Run away from him NOW. (especially since what you said makes me eerily think of the guy in the wonderful-but-morbid Magnetic Fields song "Yeah! Oh, Yeah!") My best wishes to you in putting your life back in order.
furburger 0
#35 - Don't worry. As per usual, it wasn't.
transcedental 18
why the **** would he do that.. this sounds suspicious, like part of a revenge-plan .. I am sorry that he wasted a whole year of your life :/ and broke your heart.. i hope you find someone worth it soon :) best of luck from me, too :)
Geicogecko 2
it's probably true
jebby011 0
fyl for not figuring it out soon