Today, my boyfriend of 5 years decided to buy a $2500 taxidermied wolf on eBay. This is the same guy who refuses to get engaged because it would "cost too much right now." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday, is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend is 34 years-old. We’ve been together for 5 years. He refuses to propose to me because “marriage is expensive” and “kids drain your wallet.” That would be understandable if he hasn’t spent the majority of his paychecks on March Madness. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML
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Pleonasm 36
His wolfpack, it grew by one.
iop330 22
Well tell him to get stuffed...
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CdnTestmonkey 3
Good grief. Let the man run with his wolf. Don't marry this one, he's not marriage material.
Kingbreezy04 10
Yeah dump him. A stuffed wolf? Now if it was a stuffed Eagle, shut up OP and wait for that ring.
Lucysky 7
What a ******* douche
ulissey_fml 22
A dead wolf in a living room ? Very Fang Shui..
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I am completely against taxidermy, and wolves are my favorite animal, so that makes it even worse for me. It's sick that someone killed an innocent wolf in the first place and had it stuffed, but it's just as bad that your dumbass of a boyfriend spent money on it. Dump him, OP. He's barbaric and an immature savage who will never commit. At least, not to a relationship...with a human...
chick92282 15
It's entirely possible that the wolf died for reasons other than brutality (population control, sickness or injury, maybe) and was subsequently stuffed. I'm not a huge taxidermy person either, but I wouldn't go so far as to judge those who do like it as "savage" or "barbaric." In fact, what I think is savage and barbaric is your propensity to jump to conclusions ("innocent wolf") and judge people you don't know simply because they like things you don't.
natsaysheyyy 16
I think you may need a new boyfriend...
outoftown 27
Either can ask the other. Jewelry isn't required.
siddin 6
why don't you plan the wedding, add in all rings needed (engagement and both wedding rings) then see why he said it would cost too much.
outoftown 27
Sorry you found out this way, OP. He's just not that into you. Time for a change.
AlphaJam 1
But it's a wolf... Thats a necessity!