Today, my boyfriend of 5 years decided to buy a $2500 taxidermied wolf on eBay. This is the same guy who refuses to get engaged because it would "cost too much right now." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday, is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend is 34 years-old. We’ve been together for 5 years. He refuses to propose to me because “marriage is expensive” and “kids drain your wallet.” That would be understandable if he hasn’t spent the majority of his paychecks on March Madness. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
His wolfpack, it grew by one.
iop330 22
Well tell him to get stuffed...
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Comments (99)
ViviMage 40
This man does not have priorities straight! Think before you marry him. He seems to be blowing you off if he bought a dead stuffed wolf.
serge25 4
For a second I thought he had bought a LIVING stuffed wolf. My bad there....
SunTzu2 9
That is one cheap wolf
Ayanpatel95 7
I think he is trying to avoid the engagement
NcRodriguez 5
Poor wolf
reborndarkangel 9
let him enjoy his life before he gets into any commitments
BigSexy123 11
He can enjoy it after he gets engaged too. He just can't be a total idiot like he is here.
DanielleinDC 34
Oh, he's using that as an excuse. The truth is he doesn't want to get married or, possibly, doesn't want to get married to you. If you're like me and would rather not share living quarters with a dead wolf, you can always cut your losses and try to find a boyfriend who's less afraid of commitment after a few years.
daye1967 6
Time to move on. Seriously.
rattusrattus 19
I have nothing to say about this FML besides the fact that I really, really want a taxidermy wolf now.
Enslaved 38
Personally, I would prefer a Jackalope! (:
kingsian 15
Maybe it cost to much to get married to you. It's cheaper divorcing the wolf.
xmaximusx 12
Marriage just isn't a good investment these days
TheNewGuy03 29
If the two aren't meant for each other, then perhaps.