Today, my boyfriend of 5 years decided to buy a $2500 taxidermied wolf on eBay. This is the same guy who refuses to get engaged because it would "cost too much right now." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday, is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend is 34 years-old. We’ve been together for 5 years. He refuses to propose to me because “marriage is expensive” and “kids drain your wallet.” That would be understandable if he hasn’t spent the majority of his paychecks on March Madness. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML
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Pleonasm 36
His wolfpack, it grew by one.
iop330 22
Well tell him to get stuffed...
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BaldoktheMystic 3
How do you know he is just not that into you? Example A
graphicstyle7 17
My boyfriend proposed to me when he was an unemployed 56 year old, living off food stamps and student loans which have put him deeply in debt. I hate hearing this, and I hate to tell you, but the dude is just not that into you. Time to cut your losses, stop wasting your time, and move on.
Jennidoll 2
I hate to tell you this but he very obviously just does not want to get engaged to you..
BobbieH 19
Well you see how much he values marrying you. You might want to take this as a sign to move on. Nice new pet though!
olhuma 5
Rejoice... You finally got an alpha male at home...
buckdharma 38
Howl could he do this to you.
olhuma 5
At least, it makes for a rich rhyme... You made the wrong call... No ring? A wolf taxidermy? You think I won't call... you a taxi? Dare me!
SxeDaze 13
He need's advice from courage wolf.
carminecris89 13
After 5 years it won't change. You need to leave. if he can't make that decision after 5 years then you're not the one for him. You don't want to waste any more time with this douche.
BeachGirl27 23
Well he's made it clear about your relative priority in his life. You deserve better damn it!