Today, my boyfriend of 5 years decided to buy a $2500 taxidermied wolf on eBay. This is the same guy who refuses to get engaged because it would "cost too much right now." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday, is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend is 34 years-old. We’ve been together for 5 years. He refuses to propose to me because “marriage is expensive” and “kids drain your wallet.” That would be understandable if he hasn’t spent the majority of his paychecks on March Madness. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML
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Pleonasm 36
His wolfpack, it grew by one.
iop330 22
Well tell him to get stuffed...
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darkmis1 18
I'd take that as a sign...
cuddly_scorpion 4
Dump his ass.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
That's a shame a wolf taxidermy mount costs $85. He really Knows how to budget his money get a hunting license shoot your own, skin it out stretch it over said styrofoam mount. You just saved 2,300 for you boyfriend.
Chris20003 17
Well shoot billy bob, who doesn't need a taxidermied wolf?
akaOtter 1
He's making a statement of his devotion. Didn't you know, wolves are monogamous, and are believed to mate for life?
Jaguar1996 3
Hey the wolf beats a wife no opinions to listen to and no problems to attend to.
marcranger 29
Beats a husband, too. At least a dead wolf can't get your hopes up about pitching in with the housework.
toalysium 15
Depending on where you live, a marriage license and a few minutes in front of a justice of the peace cost almost nothing. That's why I call bullshit on the not wanting to get married because it's too expensive. Now, if you're demanding a massive party/ceremony to make it a "real" marriage then you're doing it wrong. It's about you and your spouse, not demanding that everyone else witness your love turned into dollars.
marxistbkly 3
An engagement ring traditionally should cost three months salary. An individual working full-time at minimum wage earns ~$1000 a month before taxes. Your boyfriend would therefore need to spend at least $3000 on an engagement ring. Assuming further that you would actually accept and want to begin planning for a weeding, the cost if engagement quickly increases to several multiples if the cost of a stuffed wolf. The cost benefit analysis clear demonstrates your boyfriend was acting rationally - who am I kidding; he's a nut.
hanymandy 6
Clearly money is an excuse and not a reason
DeadxManxWalking 27
Man loves wolves so he had my vote on that. But really are you sure you're both ready for that commitment?