Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
You can't hurry love
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Full support
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Dealbreaker?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
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LilyZombie 8
What a jerk :/ put him and her both back in the hospital... ICU.
marinus_fml 20
At least it wasn't for the sexy nurse ;)
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Comments (108)
MustardTube 2
Probably better this way, so now your free for Mr. Right !
yasmineo16 0
He is an ASSHOLE! You deserve sooo much better!
Ricky23J 0
you don't cause your nose is huge
Cinn_fml 23
You're a huge arsehole, Ricky23J. There's absolutely nothing wrong with her nose.
devinewind 4
I guess you should have gotten a boob job like she did.
Bofferding_fml 6
Never leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one she loves.
JP26_fml 7
What a jerk... He is so inconsiderate of you're healing process
Stylin_Since_97 10
Should've told him she was hospitalized for STD testing, then you wouldn't be in this situation
jobsman99 0
She must have opened her gown for him.
CyonideCyns 0
Well, was she hot?
thisisafunnyname 12
Tell him that the real reason she was in the hospital was for her sex change
AmazingLadyy13 0
Sadly, it happens and you really can't blame anyone. :(
xStaciexLynnx 15
Except the asshole boyfriend. You can probably blame him...
badactor009 0
Why is the guy automatically wrong? The relationship had run it's course. The hospital is just the stage... not the story.