Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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ahhrealmonsters 0
Oh man! You shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place! But what a asshole!
ricin_poisoning 0
People need to learn not to tattoo their boyfriend/girlfriend's names on them.
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elisapizzaa 0
that wasnt the smartest move, ydi
BeanieBaby 0
Isn't it like common sense NEVER to tattoo your boyfriend/girlfriend's name on you. It's just ASKING for trouble.
CellophaneFlower 0
FYL and YDI at the same time . First of all , never get a tattoo with someones name .. thats just dumb . They stay forever , guys don't . And second , what an asshole . Thats mostly his fault .
zippoclick5 0
wow what an asshole
iloveroger 0
yea Y(totally)DI. i would say only tattoo a name on u if ur married. n he's dick. u dnt need him anyhow.
endless_text 0
What a sadistic asshole. On the downside, you have an unwanted tatoo, but on the upside, at least you've gotten rid of this bastard from your life. Seriously, that is one of THE most awful break up stories I have ever heard. Don't listen to all the people who are calling you dumb over this...yeah, it's true that getting a tattoo of someone else's name is never a good idea, but we all do crazy things when we're in love, and this is not your fault. You can always get it redesigned to hide the lettering, or cover it with heavy duty makeup while you save up to get it removed. If this guy had any decency, he'd pay for the tattoo removal himself, but since he's obviously a scumbag, I doubt that will happen. I'm really sorry this happened to you.
NoDayButToday 0
That evil to do but why the in world would you ever get a tattoo of his name??? if u never did it wouldn't have happened. NEVER, I REPEAT NEVER GET A TATTOO OF A BF/GF'S NAME....enought people have, do you not learn from these?
d00ditsrob 0
Hahaha that's awesome. Never tattoo someone else's name on you YDI
purplegirl1818 0
sorry, he is an ass, but it was a tramp stamp to begin with YDI
madam_mayham 0
Thats hilarious.. but yeah never tattoo someone's name on you..that's retarded