Today, my boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrified, I stopped playing 10 minutes in. Tonight, I kept hearing noises outside. When I peered out through the window, a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shrieked in absolute terror; he burst out laughing. It was my boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing Slender, when I caught a glimpse of the Slenderman. I jumped in my chair, letting rip a huge fart in the process. Nobody heard it, but only because my shrieks of terror drowned out the sound. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, it was my first time sleeping at my boyfriend’s house. I happened to have an incredibly realistic nightmare in which I woke up to thousands of centipedes crawling all over my body. My boyfriend got to watch me scream and slap myself repeatedly. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML
Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML
Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML
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b_rizo 6
that is fabulous. I love your boyfriend
ICastillo 25
Time for scare pranks to begin OP. scare him every chance you get.
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zero4life123 7
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I ******* hate game, it freak me out when I was a kid and it still freaks me out...
zero4life123 7
I mean, the story of it freaked me out when I was a kid, now the game scares the shit out of me...
HeartOfLead 24
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I know, I fact I bet this is what influence her boyfriend's mother to trash bald (or slightly bald) people.
Freethaawave 19
I wanna know how long this guy stood outside her house for...
EpicSquishii 21
I love being scared. The adrenaline rush is so addictive. I really want to try the game now.
DoctorWho4TW 8
It's all hype. Nothing really scary.
SillyGirl4602 23
17- what were you trying to say? I do not understand your comment.
srgspartan117 8
Omg! #48 Can you be my gf?!?!? Hahaha I love girls who want to play the intense stuff hahaha, are you a cod girl? Or halo?
CrissyyyS2 22
You want to be scared? Play Amnesia: The Dark Descent (; Scared the shit outta me. Didn't even finish the game. Slender man however, I finished.
Calingaladha 21
Dude, play SCP-087b. That game scares the shit out of me, but I love it.
DishnobFruitCum 5
If the story freaked you out when you were a kid, then you still ARE a kid. I think you're confusing Slender Man with something else.
firefly319 7
It's a game. How did it go from that into her boyfriend's mother trashing bald people??
ichliebekekse 11
@86: But the story of Slenderman has been around for decades, centuries. The game just made the old myth more popular.
WritingWrongs 8
@100, slenderman was made up and spread around on the internet as a college project. Ever heard of the tree octopus? They even made full "mock"-unmentaries for both stories. If you don't believe me, google it.
zero4life123 7
Slender men the tale or the story has been around for a long time. The movie and the game just came out in the past few years...
DishnobFruitCum 5
100 - It's only been around for 3 1/2 years. The decade and century old legends are very loosely based on the Slender Man. Do you not know what a search engine is?
jamnglamgirlie 17
100- Slender Man was created about 2 1/2 years ago for a contest that started on a forum. Whoever created Slender Man was the winner of the contest, and had it made into a game. Slender Man being around since long ago is part of the myth the his Creator made up.
ICastillo 25
Time for scare pranks to begin OP. scare him every chance you get.
Damian95 16
Starting with "accidentally" locking the door. Maybe he will freeze. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Liamj774 36
Wait a minute, if revenge is sweet, and a dish best served cold, revenge is ICECREAM?!?!?!?!!!!!?? WHAT HAVEN'T I BEEN TOLD
Lacist 19
Your boyfriend is an asshole, think he could have realized you were frightened by Slender.
Whaaaaaat734 6
Yes but not everyone has a stick shoved up their perfectly bleached asshole.
Ultimate_No 7
He did realize/expect it. That's why he planned the prank.
14avalentour 9
It's a joke, I hate how there is always people on FML that take it to serious
DocBastard 40
Yeah, nothing is worse than people who take it to serious. Wait, where is this "serious", and why are people taking things there?
PenguinBitch 44
Noor, did your boyfriend convince you to bleach?
greeneyedpothead 10
I fail to see the joke 60 is defending. Oh wait, there was no joke, just a stupid comment getting thumbed down!
coolboy675 16
Jeez Doc, they're obviously taking it to Sirius Black.
WritingWrongs 8
LOL noor! haven't been on fml for a while, your comment is hilarious, but I think I laughed harder at your new profile pic.
b_rizo 6
that is fabulous. I love your boyfriend
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
The games not even that scary.
iAlissa 34
36 - Depends on the person and how much they've played it. It scares the shit out of me, that's for sure
kimblie 15
least he has a sense of humour..
ShannyAK 16
Yeah! Couldn't agree more. Don't worry op you will soon learn to laugh about the situation
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
Being scared gets old, fast. I think eventually there needs to be a stopping point.
troll56 6
Why is he your boyfriend? Lol.
guitarbeast 22
Cause he's awesome
uhhSavage 22
Are you serious? Come on, it was just a little prank.
SillyGirl4602 23
He was just pulling a prank on her. There is no need to dump him.
HaneenDixon 16
47- Still though, you have to be careful with these sort of pranks. I'm pretty sure you've seen the video of a guy who broke into his friends house to scare her. He was wearing a mask and was holding a fake knife while another female friend was videoing it. The girl got so scared, ran outside and got hit by a car. She died! Also, I can't pull such a prank on my sister because she has asthma (which makes everything unfair). You can't do these "little" pranks on people with serious asthma, heart, spaz attacks... etc. That's why scaring pranks are sometimes dangerous and taken seriously. Other pranks (switching shampoos, changing passwords..etc) Is fine.
FrietvanPiet 16
That video is fake.
HaneenDixon 16
Which one are you talking about? Because there was one made after that was fake.. And then a couple more.. But I'm pretty sure what we saw was real.
HaneenDixon 16
But just incase I am wrong (believe it or not it does happen even if I'm a woman :p) , nevertheless, that situation/scenario can still happen in real life. I mean, even OP's name shows how she didn't find it funny one bit. Apparently, "she's still f****** crying". :/ (ran out of time to edit, sorry)
btstig 11
You must be new to the Internet #96. It's okay . Every thing, and I mean EVERY THING is real/ true on here! Don't let anyone tell you different.
HaneenDixon 16
Just because "some" things are made up, doesn't mean "everything" is made up. C'mon!
seansbro56 10
I wish my girlfriend was like that. You have the coolest boyfriend ever.
fre4k0 3
Best boyfriend ever in my mind
katnisse12 6
My heart stopped halfway through reading this FML.
karlcolt45 19
it's all fun and games til somebody gets dumped haha