Today, my boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrified, I stopped playing 10 minutes in. Tonight, I kept hearing noises outside. When I peered out through the window, a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shrieked in absolute terror; he burst out laughing. It was my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing Slender, when I caught a glimpse of the Slenderman. I jumped in my chair, letting rip a huge fart in the process. Nobody heard it, but only because my shrieks of terror drowned out the sound. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, it was my first time sleeping at my boyfriend’s house. I happened to have an incredibly realistic nightmare in which I woke up to thousands of centipedes crawling all over my body. My boyfriend got to watch me scream and slap myself repeatedly. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML
Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML
Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML
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b_rizo 6
that is fabulous. I love your boyfriend
ICastillo 25
Time for scare pranks to begin OP. scare him every chance you get.
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Comments (140)
Alycat6363 15
That would terrify me to no end I'm not gonna lie...
missemixox 9
I think I would have killed him if he did that to me...
garrett1999o3 16
I don't even know who the hell slender is. ._.
Alycat6363 15
Slender man is a fictional, human-like creature, who has white skin, is very tall, slender, and he doesn't have a face. He always wears a black suit with a red tie. In some legends he has tentacles. The story that I heard says that if you see him in the background of your picture, he is going to stalk you, and eventually, after driving you into near madness, come into your room at night. If you look at him, he will put you into a trance and lead you into a forest, where he either impales you on a tree, or kills you without a trace. The game goes that you have to look through the forest to find manuscripts on him. The more manuscripts you find, the closer he stalks you. In the game, if you look at him, you die.
garrett1999o3 16
I have nightmares just from that description.0_0
holly_fly 34
Same.
perdix 31
He shaved his head just to **** with you? It's not like you have cancer...
14avalentour 9
No it said bald figure which doesn't mean he shaved his head just means his hair was covered
SeepingSarcasm 7
You're joking, right #59? ''English: bald (adjective) (of people) with little or no hair on the head: a bald head; He is going bald(=becoming bald).'' Besides, he was making what most would call a joke in anyway.
valleyshooter 8
Genius!!!
14avalentour 9
I think it's so stupid how everybody acts like its s scary game and to start with its a ******* game
Croco83 7
Honey, your boyfriend is a real dick to pull something like that. I'm sure you still love him despite that.
Satoaoi 13
hilarious
otecasacid 22
the fact people are scared of that game appalls me. if you lack the mental fortitude to distinguish between reality and electronic light and noise, you should still be playing pajama sam: thunder and lightning aren't so frightening. ydi for being a dramaqueen
jokinghazard 3
Your life may apparently suck, but your boyfriend is awesome