Anonymous
River Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
alaina2001
Massillon, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Anonymous
Linköping, Sweden
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Anonymous
That's… a strange coincidence
Today, my boyfriend of three years hooked up with a girl who got herpes from a Michigan football player. FML
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
sabrinatarmine_
Carmel Valley, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
soso
Sweden
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Top comments
marleypuckpuck 22
i think his attitude is more dangerous and sickly than the herpes themselves. you deserve better!
TheSovietOnion 21
Well at least he didn't actually have herpes and give it to you.
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Comments (51)
amygood 5
you sure about that?
dragonrider1959 18
Do you know for sure that he's lying, maybe you're just trying to blame him, to make the breakup easier for yourself
CaptainBlack 18
That's not usually what "lied about having herpes" means. That one took me a while to process haha
miss_amphetamine 24
...how do you know he is lying? You seem very sure of yourself. Get tested if you haven't already, OP. And either way you are better off without him..either he has herpes or he's a liar. I wouldn't want either of those in my life.
mindsurge 2
Works every time!
ChadHelton 8
warn his new girlfriends :D