Anonymous
River Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
alaina2001
Massillon, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Anonymous
Linköping, Sweden
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Anonymous
That's… a strange coincidence
Today, my boyfriend of three years hooked up with a girl who got herpes from a Michigan football player. FML
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
sabrinatarmine_
Carmel Valley, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
soso
Sweden
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Top comments
marleypuckpuck 22
i think his attitude is more dangerous and sickly than the herpes themselves. you deserve better!
TheSovietOnion 21
Well at least he didn't actually have herpes and give it to you.
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Comments (51)
worldclassrager 41
Talk about desperate you're better off anyway...
aliciavanham 13
Move on and forget about that loser! You don't need someone like that in your life.
jdcg116 10
Don't feel to bad OP. At least the dumbass is gone. Silver lining, you got a lot of ammo for him in the right setting.
tammyotool 7
My ex lied and said he had an std to get me to admit to cheating on him. Which I didn't. People who do shit like that aren't right. He ended up being bat shit crazy.
ohSNAPyall 27
What a dumbass.
blackonblight 33
I'm confused as to how you know he's lying about it? The dumping may have been for no good reason, but that's no reason not to pass on the news straight from the horses mouth he's got herpes, get tested and 'warn' your female friends. If he made it up, he can deal with his lie being spread about his supposed crotch rot, and if he wasn't lying, you're better getting checked.
akakennedy 16
Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. (The Hangover)
dave20012 15
OP, I agree with a couple comments either way you've dodged a bad situation 1) no lying boyfriend 2) no herpes Win win Now give him a taste of his own lie..keep it going as a rumor now. Next time hell think twice about lying and learn to leave a relationship by telling the truth.
KayyKaylyn 14
He ain't nothing to cry over OP
soulreaper12296 28
Are you sure he's lying?