Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
You can't hurry love
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half left me for another girl. Who was the only person who cared enough to comfort me? The girl he left me for. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Practicality
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years left me for another girl he’s known for 3 months, just because she’s closer. Never mind that I was the one who remained faithful to him for 2 long years, got him through the deaths of his parents, gave him money when he fell on hard times, among other things. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
The betrayal!
Today, my boyfriend of 7 years left me for the woman I had previously expressed concerns about. I wouldn't feel so bad if he hadn't dumped me and then got with her not even two hours later. FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
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LemonandLime 13
Next time you see her, ask if she's enjoying your leftovers.
UnidentifiedFun 37
Was she the only one to care enough to console you, like last time?
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Comments (111)
Dramori 29
Just think sloppy seconds and you'll feel better.
leadawg75 12
35, you live in Birmingham but instructed snowboarding? How did this come about?
stepherz89 17
Seems she's a jealous bitch and wants everything u have. Hope u find a better guy that's devoted to you.
suri23 11
That's truly heinous.
buddy51 23
Clearly, she's your cleanup hitter.... Good riddance, OP, to any jerk-wad who does this to you. You're better off without every guy this creep's pirated from you. Count your blessings, move on, and find the guy who's right for you....
BicPlease 3
Sounds like you need to take this girl out.
Ashamed_Sister 60
He tried both before making a decision...
Obey_StudBoii 23
How much ya wanna bet she's gonna leave again. Vicious cycle
SwaggCapone 11
she must be the girl that does everything......or everybody not quite sure
ohSNAPyall 27
Vulture.
BOBDUDE 0
Look on the bright side! You're ex is single too! Problem solved.