Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
You can't hurry love
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half left me for another girl. Who was the only person who cared enough to comfort me? The girl he left me for. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Practicality
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years left me for another girl he’s known for 3 months, just because she’s closer. Never mind that I was the one who remained faithful to him for 2 long years, got him through the deaths of his parents, gave him money when he fell on hard times, among other things. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
The betrayal!
Today, my boyfriend of 7 years left me for the woman I had previously expressed concerns about. I wouldn't feel so bad if he hadn't dumped me and then got with her not even two hours later. FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
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LemonandLime 13
Next time you see her, ask if she's enjoying your leftovers.
UnidentifiedFun 37
Was she the only one to care enough to console you, like last time?
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Comments (111)
alwayswinning123 7
It's the relationship cycle
SakataGintoki 9
OP I feel your pain, I lost all 4 of my long term boyfriends to the same ****. Not fun indeed :/
panicsdisaster 17
Four long term boyfriends?! You're seventeen!
Mister_Triangle 21
Couldn't have been too long term if you've had more boyfriends than years since you've hit puberty.
hannaaaahr 33
Hahaha exactly, long term is (in my opinion) at least a year, meaning that you would have had 4 relationships right after one another since you were 13 years old. Sounds pretty serious.
Tuffay 14
You shouldn't talk about your mom like that.
PrincessPesa 20
I've never been cheated on (that I know of I suppose) but if I were repeatedly ****** over by the same person (4 times?!), who obviously enjoys systematically destroying relationships, I'd take matters into my own hands and confront her. What did you do about it?!
supportcommand 17
It seems like more girls are a lot easier now than back in my day. But every generation has their *****. "Long term" is probably based on some minimum amount of beejers they give.
SakataGintoki 9
25 is right, lol. They each lasted a year XD the Internet works fast.
SakataGintoki 9
And technically they were all friend zoned. Hence why there was about 2-3 months delay between them all.
Mimsz 13
dont worry you'll have the best guy in the end not her..
Zebediabolical 45
She'll probably lose him to that same chick. My advice, learn to do that thing with your tongue.
natsaysheyyy 16
In a perfect world, that's how it would work. But it's not a perfect world.
Jemm_fml 29
You have one of two options: 1. try her too and see what the hullabaloo is about, or 2: CHALLENGE HER TO A FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN THE SQUARE
PipingMouse 14
The ***** just love other people's horny, good for nothing, and easy to get leftovers.
Kiki242 19
She's out to get you OP.
The_F3rris 11
What a coincidence.
wvcheesehead1 9
In baseball you would be known as the on deck circle.
MandySkittles 18
I've had that problem OP.. The same girl had one of my boyfriends cheat, and he eventually left me for her (Only to realize his mistake later) and she tried to get my next boyfriend to leave me as well for her. Isn't it unfortunate that some women can be so petty and jealous? Just remember karma, she'll get hers someday (And if those boyfriends of yours really loved you they wouldn't have gone for her - so you're better off in the long run!).
lashes_to_ashes 14
Ouch. So sorry. Looks like she's out to get you