Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my boyfriend is a better pole dancer than I am, despite daily practice. This was his first time trying it. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years came home wearing a ninja suit. When I asked why, he said "These are my breakup clothes. I'm breaking up with you." He then screamed, threw a plastic shuriken at me and ran away. It hit me in the breast. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping on his back for a piggyback ride. He wasn’t expecting it. We both ended up on the floor, and I owe him a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
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NukedaZoo 4
And that is a problem?
DocBastard 40
He can't become invisible. Therefore, he is NOT a ninja.
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Comments (187)
kristirhong 12
If he's a boyfriend, he's a little too old to just have learned how to somersault.
bmykytyn 0
If it's really bugging you throw some tacks on the floor.
Sionnach 10
Don't worry, you'll have the last laugh by announcing you're ditching him just after he's gone and crippled himself.
dankoneon 3
Turning into a ninja is a important part of every mans life. You should support him
cherryllollo 7
Somersaults are too easy. Ninjas don't just somersault all the time. Poser.
SmittyJA24 26
Just wait 'til his daddy takes the training wheels off his bike!!
jcarterholland 1
Where's the "I'm sorry, but that's awesome." voting option
Bulletross12 0
They never grow up do they? Hahah
Ressamies 6
If i could somersault, I would do it instead of walking most likely :D
MsLielani 4
Lol that's awesome