Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
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_kyleG_ 34
I bet one hell of a pregnant silence followed that mistake.
tygerarmy 35
Ouch, tell him if he keeps that up he won't get any chances to get you pregnant.
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Comments (169)
TheDevilsDevices 15
Might wanna start taking better care of yourself or he will be the one walking before you get a chance to. No one wants to be with someone they're embarrassed by. Sad but true. Unfortunately.
Ianamis 6
Has he said he is ashamed of you or was he trying to save face with you so you weren't embarrassed. Maybe instead of bitching on FML you should talk to him like adults.
PieBakerrr88 1
**** him. And **** everyone who says you deserve it if you need to lose weight. You are the only person who decides what you should look like. If he has a problem with how you look tell him to kick rocks and good luck finding himself a barbie doll.
Insanemf18 12
I live in NY you girls let your guy treat you like shot I think you swerve anything he says because you don't avoid the firm stances or people who say it
Ninjerman 7
I don't understand humanity anymore. How the hell could you "deserve it"?
smoothies14 32
Seriously, why do strangers still ask this? I love babies too but if I was ever not absolutely sure I wouldn't dare ask and embarrass some girl. That piece aside, leave the guy if he doesn't respect you.
helsingmusique18 11
My advice would be to leave him, if he is ashamed of you then you should not be with him. It makes no sense logically, he seems like a real tool.
suznmar 16
I only gave you a "you deserve it" for letting him treat you like that.... What you really deserve is a better man
bulletsinthewind 21
I see some people saying to leave him, and others telling you to lose weight. Sure, you may carry a bit of extra weight, but he's being a massive douche about it. So how about this. You lose him, then you lose weight
amarie2009 22
And why are you still with him?