Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
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_kyleG_ 34
I bet one hell of a pregnant silence followed that mistake.
tygerarmy 35
Ouch, tell him if he keeps that up he won't get any chances to get you pregnant.
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Comments (169)
jerome74 1
you have two options, 1: dump him or 2: lose weight. it depends on how you feel about yourself.
Daelynn_17 19
Or she could do both and consider it an upgrade on both ends
BantasaurusRex 13
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Perhaps the bf isn't at fault here? OP could work on her faults with the bf's help
bonermonkey 31
how is the bf not at fault? if he has a problem with her weight that is his problem, not hers...
PsychicBulwark 4
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If she weighs 300 lbs it's definitely not his problem ...
igg125 30
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Just tell people you have thyroid issues, that works for me.
lilysykesss 13
You truly are an asshole aren't you?
Guitarocker1234 0
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And this is why you shouldn't be fat.
iwadasn 33
No, this is why people shouldn't be judgmental dicks to their significant others.
marcranger 29
Or this is why people (OP's boyfriend) shouldn't be fatheaded.
cheesy_wotsit 20
Lose some weight - he knows where the door is!
Arcanel 18
Okay mama first thing ima say is he is still with you. Now idk the specifics like how young you are what weight you were when you first started dating etc. If he is still with you after you gained weight he is obviously still very into you and maybe he did that as a kind of message to try and get you to lose weight? Maybe he doesn't want to make you feel bad by asking you. Talk to him, find out how he feels and see if there is something that can be done. Maybe you both go on a diet and work out together I hear it's a good bonding experience. Stay beautiful
sstahpp 33
This is too adorable to take seriously!!!
LoZelda123 20
that was beautiful man...
buckstop1 37
It's about time someone said this. I thought I was the only one thinking along these lines.
Arcanel 18
Lol thanks
grajax 24
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In my opinion this is a YDI because I'd say 95% of the time being overweight is a problem that happens because the person doesn't eat healthily and isn't active. If you're really bothered about this, a healthy diet and some exercise wouldn't hurt.
iwadasn 33
There's no evidence that she's bothered by her weight, just that her boyfriend is. If she does choose to lose weight, it should be because she wants to, not because her boyfriend shames her into it.
Redgy22 26
You're so very wise, Doctor Oh, I'm sorry, you're not a doctor? You have no education to base your opinion on? Then quit being ignorant & judgemental.
pete9913 23
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At first I clicked on Your life sucks. Then I figured if you're that much overweight, you should diet and exercise. So I clicked on YDI also.
Jazmine99 1
Tbh he probably did it so you didn't get embarrassed or awkwardness when someone says 'ohh she's not pregnant', talk to him OP
lvg_fml 10
Wow so many very judgmental people on here.
Redgy22 26
Don't forget ignorant. It seems a lot of the stupidity is from underage children who don't know anything about real life or relationships or just really shallow, immature a-holes.
PsychicBulwark 4
You're one to talk. You don't know the difference between "you're" and "your", and you seem to think that doctors are all knowing all sympathetic people. Most of the ones I work with are pretty upset about the fat epidemic. And they don't encourage people to say "everything is beautiful", because being overweight literally kills.