Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
DeadScared
Canada
Good to know
Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML
Anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML
Anonymous
Walsall, United Kingdom
Today, a baseball bat fell on my head while my boyfriend and I were cuddling. The same baseball bat that he keeps next to the bed, because he genuinely fears a zombie outbreak. FML
zombieguyswife
Branson, United States
Today, I found out that the only way I can convince my husband to start working out is by convincing him that we are training for when the "zombie outbreak" happens. FML
Abendigo77
Healdsburg, United States
Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
sabrinatarmine_
Carmel Valley, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
TBTC
Le G?vre, France
Today, I was out apartment hunting with my boyfriend. We visited a marvelous place that ticked all the boxes on our requirement checklist, but my boyfriend was unenthused. There was just one small detail that I hadn’t factored in: it's very badly located if ever zombies attack. FML
purged
Mechanicsville, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I watched the new movie "The Purge." After the movie, I jokingly asked him that if the U.S. had such a purge in real life, would he participate, and who would he kill first. Without missing a beat, he said, "you." FML
drake86
Helensburgh, United Kingdom
Today, I got genuinely annoyed at myself when I realised I probably lack the skills to survive a Zombie apocalypse. FML
scaredy cat
Wuss
Today, my boyfriend is completely obsessed with zombie and horror movies. I don’t care what he watches, the only problem is the big wuss has horrible thrashing nightmares. Last night he thrashed so hard, he elbowed me in the face. I have a big swollen purple knot right on my forehead. FML
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damienwatkins 0
how cute
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That's love.
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indianabummer 0
Sounds like he is planning ahead and making sure he doesn't make the same stupid mistakes everyone makes in zombie apocalypses. I say you have yourself a keeper
greeneye_fml 12
That could either be good or bad. If he would kill you after you were bitten by a zombie, that means he loves you and wants to spare you becoming one of the undead. But if he would kill you if you had NOT been bitten (or injured to the point of being unable keep moving) that means he considers you baggage and a hazard during zombie attacks. Though thats unlikely since slower people are an advantage to you when being pursued by zombies.
littleleenie 0
My boyfriend also told me the same thing :(
Gele01 0
that sounds exactly like something i would say
rinrinrin 0
what are you on about!? this guy obviously cares about you and is thinking about what he would do in an emergency. and the fact that he thought about that particular emergency is adorable. hes a keeper.
LetsKillTehJonas 0
Ydi for being able to get infected by a zombie.
ZeroMachine 3
That is the most beautiful thing I've ever read (which referenced the zombie apocalypse). He's a keeper.
blackllama 0
Was it a "kill you so you don't have to experience this," or "kill you 'cause your a bitch,"
firearmofmutiny 0
Could be worse, he could have said he would use you as a meat shield.
pxxxy 0
This is MLIA, not FML. He's just being nice.