ChubbyTubby
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wickedbeauty333
Katy, United States 🌶️ Spicy
In the mood
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Taylor
United States 🌶️ Spicy
War drums
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
cherrycokeee
France
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
theDarkandtheLight
Star Bores
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Amberain
Widnes, United Kingdom
Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
Anonymous
Clairmont, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
dam01
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
The force is stupid in this one
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says, 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my lightsaber'. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WAURGH
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
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ROFLsyrup 0
If you think this is an FML you don't deserve him.
TONYMFSTARK 0
BUM BUM BUM BUMBA BUM BUMBA BUM. from a fellow female, holy shit, that is funny. especially since my school band is playing the starwars music.
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Comments (164)
mistershlong 0
stop complaining and get back in the kitchen
jf7609 0
who says hump anymore?
rockon4life 2
what do you prefer it to be called just wondering
heavyt 0
me
yoshi1mex 5
Losers
SystemofaBlink41 27
151- call me a loser then
Ilovelife07 0
wow
quietlytearful 0
@21, wow, you are an asshole. OP, why is this an fml? it sounds fun.. no, just kidding. but seriously, maybe your boyfriend is a star wars fan. it's okay.
iedwen 0
Rofl!!
eHugs 0
I love me some 'Vader
anorexicbarbie 8
quit whining you ungrateful bitch
srd3 0
was he as hairy a chewbacca?????
ndiesal 0
F your life how? LOL this would be hilarious to do. and if you don't like it, then YDI for not making him turn it off first...
notastripper 0
epic. win.