Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
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LennyComa 39
What a nice considerate man he is. FYL
Amethyst888 14
Wow what an ass, good riddance! Sorry OP, but at least now you know he's not worth your time and you can move on to someone better.
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Comments (125)
schmidtbaby 2
Tsk tsk, texting at work.
perdix 31
But, just think of the money he saved! Without expensive gifts and anniversary dinner, he probably saved more than he would by switching to GEICO. Maybe he finally decided he deserved someone better.
ManInTheMachine 20
But what the boyfriend DOESN'T know is OP switched to Progressive, so she saved enough money for them to go to Vegas. His loss, ultimately.
stej1985 3
hello, and welcome to the singles club... plenty more out there :)
tacojauns 45
In he's defense he probably didn't know it was your anniversary
ElricMustang 23
In no way is that defense. He dumped her the day before, and if he were to say something like, "Oh, I didn't remember tomorrow was our anniversary", that would've been even worse. OP doesn't need a guy like that.
perdix 31
How can you assume customers are unsympathetic? You should have crumpled into a ball of tears and sobs and begin to wail inconsolably. Maybe they'll come to your aid, or maybe they'll just point and laugh.
zandalee 20
At least it would be entertaining...
tomakobriefs 11
Getting dumped over text day before your anniversary sucks. But if you're able to check texts during work, I don't think your "rush of unsympathetic customers" really counts as a rush, or maybe they'd be more sympathetic if you weren't texting and instead were helping them.
BabySparkle1 15
FYL OP, you deserve someone so much better. He is obviously a coward who couldn't do that face to face.
hockeyboy16 1
Very nice man
bmkc4 1
What a jerk
it_happens_to_me 6
this could have been written by me! OP he is definitely a jerk. (seriously, same date and everything-weird!)
roachyroo 5
Same guy?