Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
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Top comments
dva976 7
You're better off. If he doesn't have the balls and decency to confront you in person to tell you something like that.
eigelste 0
1 30 am I think he was with another girl
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Comments (90)
BeccaHugs 17
Honestly, I think you're better off without a guy like that.
candycup27 0
Your retarded!
lovelife9 12
It's ok I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. We can make through this
ohmandapants 17
Cool story, bro.
mstarxo23 2
Congrats grandma.
bubo_fml 11
Send him a compromising photo of you w/ another fella...Roll back the clock to 01:29!
Cryptic_Equinox 0
That would just look like OP is a *****.
batummshakalaka 1
17- Your picture was the best part of your comment.
ProhibitionRose 14
Key word: "compromising". It's never a good idea to text those pictures to an ex. Especially one who just proved he's a douche. He'd probably send it to all of his buddies if it's risqué enough.
slayerkiller 1
that sucks you will find someone better
horneyhic 15
Next time find some less clueless
babigyrlle 0
Sounds like my ex! Jack ass got caught lying and he couldn't even pick up my calls for me to dump him. Therefore I had to dump his ass by text!! Men's I swear they're idiots hahaha
Sumo69 9
I know what you mean
DocBastard 40
That's cowardly, plain and simple. I can guarantee you that you're better off without this ********-less idiot.
le_troll 0
What's your pic supposed to be?
DocBastard 40
It's supposed to be a CT scan of a patient of mine.
jacobboothe 2
It doesn't look like that
jacobboothe 2
How did you get that picture?
pandm101 0
Maybe someone ****** with his phone. I've seen mothers do that before when they don't think the girl is worthy.
swaggin_it_313 0
Well i didnt want to hurt your feelings! Im sorry..itss just hard to explain!
BowChikkeBown 9
I thought my ex was the only jerk who acted that way Ö