Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
ROLLY
United States
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
f'ed_over
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
sumi
Great excuses
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
alaina2001
Massillon, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
I warned him
Marietta, United States
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
SezzyJ
Australia
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Maybe you shouldn't have been ******* your boyfriend's iPod.
krez 20
Why were you dating an iTard anyway?
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Comments (166)
marinus_fml 20
Now the question is, was the iPad correct?
louie111887 0
that sounds like your bf is really immature or something.
Alexxcunningham 0
I detect a 12yro OP. only an idiot, or hella young kid would do this.
InBetweenDreams 0
Yup, sounds like middle school kids in their first "relationship". Or like you said, they're just really stupid. :/
Juliaa15 6
nothing wrong with young relationships.
Skyblu10 10
Your assumptions that all "young" relationships result in idiotic break-ups is very naive.
InBetweenDreams 0
I agree. :) It's just that kids are naive at that age, especially about relationships. Remember the days where we would pass notes to each other saying "Do you like me?" with boxes underneath where you would check mark yes or no? Good times, back when everything wasn't so complicated.
nae_nae7890 0
ok 45 it's obvious you're playing both sides of the fence.You seem as confused as the OP when she was dumped because of a random iPod app.
Michaelkg 0
don't ever say hella it is the stupidest word ever made
fav2 2
Yeah, if you were cheating, I would be surprised because ipod apps just want money...
fav2 2
Ya, only an immature person would do that...
denbeste 3
Because she could! STOP judging people!!!
jessica_m7619 0
wow..!! hes stupid..
TryptamineDreame 0
He seems like the kind of person who believes in those chain letters everyone sends... You're better off op.
LoveMySoldier82 0
Wonder if he believes that there is a prince in Africa that needs his help getting his inheritance.
meeba 2
LMFAO
Schiffy 18
unless he's "good in the sack," be glad you're rid of that idiot. i think i speak for most males when i say we're not all complete morons, and you're bound to find someone smarter.