Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML
Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
waynej7 0
that's just not right....
GirlaftaGirl 0
Damn he had that much to make a "lock of hair" eeeeewwww nasty!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (117)
blairyboo 0
thts jst not right like #1 said and innapropriete for work
heyitsbrii 0
haha wow that so hot....?
whogotthefunk 0
That guy rocks the parté.
Diannaa 0
It was more like a triceratops..painful and very irritating
perdix 31
Diannaa, will you please put that in as an FML? That is magnificent! (Even though the rules say the stories have to start with "Today," it doesn't literally have to be this very day.)
obeyone 0
29 made my day :D
Diannaa 0
Lol ok :)
amazinglyava 0
no. just, no.
weavernate 0
ummm why?
imchanel 0
what the heecckk? I wouldn't know to be flattered because he thought it was a nice present to you or disgusted because he had so much he could make a 'lock' of it.
txrules 0
I hope don't work in the food service industry