Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with...

By emih - 21/02/2010 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML

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By batgirl - 20/11/2008 12:55 - France

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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By notyourmom - 11/06/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML

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Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML

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By fuzzy - 23/09/2009 10:43 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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waynej7 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:07

that's just not right....

GirlaftaGirl 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:08

Damn he had that much to make a "lock of hair" eeeeewwww nasty!

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fmlsoobad 0

Friday 30 July 2010 6:22

atleast he didn't cut off his dick.....

LittleMBoo13 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 2:29

I agree!

Briii00 2

Friday 22 July 2011 18:46

Ewwwwww. >.<

8WeAreYoung8 4

Sunday 15 April 2012 23:30

he's a keeper..

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 13 May 2012 18:25

A thoughtful gift indeed. Give him a used tampon, I'm sure he'll love it!

nco1414 7

Wednesday 5 September 2012 0:35

How romantic

sanamrvk 18

Wednesday 14 May 2014 18:43

I feel like this should signify the end of your relationship, or at least tell me you don't work in the food industry!

username199910 9

Thursday 16 October 2014 6:24

Memories?

speakfreely 21

Saturday 8 August 2015 23:35

That's love right there

WalrusSweG 1

Wednesday 28 December 2016 5:48

and they say romance is dead

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