Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML
Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
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waynej7 0
that's just not right....
GirlaftaGirl 0
Damn he had that much to make a "lock of hair" eeeeewwww nasty!
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Comments (117)
perdix 31
What was he thinking?!?! He should have presented them to you quietly in your sammiches. You know, the ones he packs into your sack lunch. What a waste of curly fries!
mrjohnz 0
^^ win.
babybubz 0
omg EW! lol
piinkbunnii 1
Yum, curly fries.
karinerz 0
Ah, that's disgusting. But at least he doesn't just always ignore you and critisize like some boyfriends do.
JF4509 0
ewwww xD hahaha thats so funny op
aardvarkish 17
better than his ear, I guess
perdix 31
Or ear hair.
Bewitched_fml 0
...or nose hair...
piinkbunnii 1
Or ass hair
shadaboo2014 0
it was that... ooooo nvm lol true^
drewbell 0
what is it with you and ass's pinnkbunnii?
piinkbunnii 1
Hehehehe
sumperson 0
I joined fml just to comment haha, and guys like anal cuz it's tight down there, just sayin ps, 54 likes showing off cleavage
brookwick 0
Piinkbunnii, what is it with you and ass hair.
brookwick 0
Ahhaha I didn't even see drewbells comment.
gilzfreshforlyfe 0
thats freaky wats wrong with him?
benito_fml 0
that is just nasty....
Kirashai 9
Lol, WTF?
cambition_fml 0
I swearthat this has already been posted...
Diannaa 0
Lol one day my boyfriend came over. he told me he had a surprise for me, pulled down his pants, and revealed two pointy pubic horns. He used some kind of super strong hair gel to make them and he kept shanking me with them the whole night... ughhh
perdix 31
You should submit that as an FML! That's great! Explain a little more. Were they like tusks coming from under his balls resembling a trumpeting elephant, or did he use the hair under his waistline to make a Triceratops?
cambridge_fml 0
what the hellll hahaha
crowbar87 0
I'm sorry sweetie I thought it would be romantic
drewbell 0
win!