Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
WAURGH
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Star Wars brain
Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Let me Slytherin
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
Top comments
afdude87 6
shave, for the love of god
cathylee22 4
Why does it make a funny arrrrrgggggg noise or are you just wicked hairy?
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Comments (448)
anonfmler 3
LOL
FabDrab7 2
This is 2014! Get with it, women
krispybacon4321 23
Time to shave. Lol
daemonsparta 16
shave that panty hamster
aliciasamara 7
Why is having a bush a issue? I shave mine but that's a choice..... We are made with hair......
quackImapenguin 16
Don't let him pressure you into shaving. Shaving increases your risk of STIs and other infections by causing microtears in the delicate skin. The hair is there to protect you. Besides that, it's ****** up that we're expected to waste time and effort reverting our body hair to how it was in early elementary school for men to find us sexy. We should all be boycotting the trend to force men to get over themselves. Adult women have body hair. It's part of being an adult. Fighting it is a futile waste of time, money, and effort. A man who is repulsed by women's natural pubic hair is either not attracted to women or too immature for sex.