Today, I texted someone and typed, "lol". My boyfriend asked me why I put "lol". I told him because I thought it was funny. He looked at me weird and said, "But you didn't laugh." Now he thinks I'm weird because I didn't actually laugh out loud. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone was making jokes and everyone started laughing, so I laughed. He then proceeded to look me dead in the eye and go, "What are you laughing at?" I started stuttering and mumbled back quietly, "I don't know, what are you laughing at?" He goes, "I'm not laughing" and then they all stared at me weird. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, I laughed at a joke in a group chat. No one else reacted. After five minutes, I realized I’d replied to a message from last week. I had to also pretend I hadn't noticed and sat in silence. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I accidentally texted "Haha, what a fucking weirdo!" to the person I was talking about. Their reply? "At least I’m not dumb enough of a cunt to send texts to the wrong person." FML
Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML
Today, I received a text breakup from my boyfriend while we were sitting right next to each other on the couch. He said, “This isn’t working,” and I had to ask, “Is this a joke? You’re literally here.” His phone was on silent. FML
Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turned to me and sead in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML
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Top comments
DogStew 20
Is that something that’s even important? No! It’s not! Everyone does it. Whether he admits it or not, he’s messing your your mind.
RichardPencil 32
You are weird. People should use LOL when they literally laugh out loud. However, your boyfriend and I are also weird because we expect the world to speak plainly and not use ridiculous exaggerations.
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Comments (12)
DogStew 20
Is that something that’s even important? No! It’s not! Everyone does it. Whether he admits it or not, he’s messing your your mind.
AmbrosiaFan 19
You are weird. If it was truly a "LOL" you'd have laughed.
RichardPencil 32
You are weird. People should use LOL when they literally laugh out loud. However, your boyfriend and I are also weird because we expect the world to speak plainly and not use ridiculous exaggerations.
0neiros 14
Like ROTFLMAO?
Mungolikecandy 19
I once knew someone who actually said lol rather than laughing. Now that was creepy.
Beth Baskett 12
Was he watching your phone while you texted? I find THAT weird.
Wadlaen 24
LOL
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
but did you REALLY?
BurnInDemonFire 39
People still use "lol"? No wonder the planet's going to Hell...
0neiros 14
HOW DARE YOU! No it's going to hell because Gay Illegal Illuminati immigrants are trying to take our guns away so they can do abortions by bullet, so they can eat the babies to stop climate change. I know it's true because it's on the internet.
0neiros 14
Get a dictionary, go to the word euphemism, make him read it out loud until he understands, Or dump him because you far outstrip him in the intellect department. Good thing you didn't type ROTFLMAO, otherwise he'd be wondering why you weren't on the floor with a detached buttocks.
Jonkbaby 23
lol