Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty girls. FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
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Top comments
Psychicgirl17 18
What a dick. Dump his ass
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
You mean your ex-boyfriend?
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Comments (129)
Jjimen1654 9
He has a point. I mean hes sure not gonna get you in the mood by calling you ugly.
LissaMccracken 23
Yeah, because every time a guy tells me I'm pretty, I tear off my clothes... He has no point. Just shut up
CharresBarkrey 16
And because everyone knows the ONLY way to get a girl in the mood is by telling her she's pretty...
Rm85RIDER11 12
Dump his ass.
enterthedragon97 1
nobody assumes OP just has thin skin and the boyfriend was just joking with her? "well how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" sounds like a joke. Hopefully for him, he's not dating a girl he doesn't think is pretty, so chill.
Mr_Loudmouth 9
Was this before o's after you refused to give him a bj because its sick and demeaning? Could be the other side of the story from above post
trbuson 11
He sounds very pretty. Pretty pathetic that is.
theworldisflat 8
Wow dump him now OP...before me every guy my gf dated did the same thing so now I do my best every time we are together to make sure she knows just how beautiful I think she really is never settle for someone who isn't actually attracted to you
chuckcloninger 12
You picked this loser and I don't imagine he suddenly got worse did he? Time to move on.
BabyGirlJr1 11
what a dosche
BelfastNuts 15
Fair play to him I reckon. He told the truth, best way to be.
srt1087 6
Well played sir