Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
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Tripartita 45
And the whole time you probably just thought he was doing regular texting and having sex simultaneously!
Kraths 16
Well I have heard of break up texts and break up sex, but this low
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Comments (35)
clair_brodie 35
I am not sure which is worse. The fact he was texting while having sex with you or the fact that you answered your text while having sex. This could go either way between sucking and deserving.
Lobby_Bee 18
Why were you checking your phone while having sex? How rude!
Bigus1234 6
We're you having sex with each other at the time or was it just you & another guy? Would help explain his multi-tasking talent!
Tim Harlan 2
That's a dick move on his part.
duhoh 3
It's against the newton's law ⚖
Inkoseh 33
Killing two birds with one bone.
onceuponatime456 16
Ya sure!
onceuponatime456 16
So why were you both texting while you were having sex? Do you even know what sex is? This FML has more holes in it than Swiss cheese!
Kitsi 14
I said YDI because why date a freaking loser who's someone that thinks texting while engaging in intercourse is appropriate behavior. I hope you guys weren't living together. Good luck on he next one.
SteelSoul5 9
Is that possible?