Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
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Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
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DocBastard 40
Well that's a load of c-rap.
misspulkadot24 17
Classy. Is it really that hard to say it (NOT sing it) one on one? Seems like people are getting more and more juvenile.
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Comments (126)
OceanBlueSea 12
What a douche
SamanthaCassieL 10
I was just gonna say... But then again, we may not know the full situation, but that is what this website is about- from what we hear of the OP and their situation the judging it. That's why we comment and have the YDI or YLS buttons.
blahblahblah5_x 13
Oh my god lmao that's the worst/best break up ever
gloria89108 1
Yikes I had to read this a couple of times !! I thought you aside rape :(
88vivera 9
Quite rude of him
iAutumn179 12
What did he say in the rap?
friedbunnies 9
That's actually a win. For you.
whogivesafuck88 10
FTW!!!
Voldy_fml 16
Pentium_4: Nice try. SamanthaCassieL: I agree with you, but the way they were saying it, it sounded like they knew OPs full situation, assuming she's dating someone she doesn't know, when actually, this FML doesn't mention anything about how long she knew him or how much they knew each other or how long they've been dating. You are right about the judging thing, but even it has limits.
MrEscape 2
Hey baby srry but we through we done I gotta move on I hope you had some fun Word....