Today, my boyfriend asked me when my face was going to go back to normal after being swollen from having my wisdom teeth taken out last week. My face is back to normal. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
Today, I finally started feeling better after getting a tooth pulled last week. I also started something else: my period, while I was stuck in the dentist's chair during my follow-up appointment. FML
Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, it's been seven days since I had my wisdom tooth removed, under guidance from both a doctor and a dentist to help with frequent headaches. The dentist cut open my cheek during surgery, which got infected, and now I also have dry socket. My mouth is causing me agony, and so are my headaches. FML
Today, after a year or more of suffering with wisdom tooth pain, I finally had all 4 removed a few days ago. Relief? No. I’m in more pain now than I’ve ever been, and I can’t even eat for comfort. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in months because we live in different countries, is coming to stay with me. I've been the picture of health for months, but today I woke up with my period, a terrible cold, and tooth pain from that root canal my dentist told me I didn't need a few years ago. FML
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fneff379 0
correction to #1: Exactly how long WERE you together?
Silhouette_fml 0
Clearly it isn't totally back to normal yet.
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fifthspadz 0
he prob just wanted to get some head again
genius_man16 1
Am i really the first person to think that maybe the guy was joking? I mean, the OP doesn't say what happens next, or if the guy was smiling when he said it. I mean, this sound totally like something i would say to my gf, and i would be kidding. But hey, i guess there is a reason i'm single?
Topguy 0
A I did the same thing with my gf
Thesherburnes 0
you need a timeframe to help your alibi. if someone was with you when that call was made... I would investigate and do everything I could to get him fired..... I wouldn't let it go lightly... unless you did do it... FYL indeed but also for not standing up for yourself.
jellypufftarts 0
Don't over react when I got mines taken out it took a 3 weeks for the swolleness to go away and believe me my cheeks were so huge they looked like they were gonna burst but also I got a another tooth taken out that same day and he can't tell the difference really non of friends did
BlackCube2 2
YDI BECAUSE U ARE STuPID and you arent back in the kitchen and a hoe