Today, my boyfriend asked me when I was going to shave my arms now that summer is coming in Australia. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Smash the Patriarchy!
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was getting ready to meet my boyfriend. We haven't seen each other in a month so I decided to shave my body hair, even though I have really sensitive skin and usually end up getting rashes after a few days. His flight got cancelled and he won't be back for another two days. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
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Hollywoodgirl79 18
That's rude. Ask him when he's gonna shave off that rude personality
Klima_fml 29
Kind of an odd question to be asked.
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Comments (126)
sam193 14
Tell him you'll do it, but only if he shaves off ALL the hair on his body. You won't have to worry a abiut it again.
supasupa 1
**** that dude
DaniX9 5
That's terrible... Mine always says I'm not hairy since I'm not as bad as him
Nessco 36
If they're really that bad AND it others YOU, then I would suggest seeking help in a more permanent form. Look into IPL. This is only if it's a problem for YOU.
xxsakuraxx 29
I shave my arms, but it has nothing to do with anyone else or their opinion of me. I do it because i have long, dark, and curly arm hair and it bothers me. I use to do it just every once in a while or just during the summer, but now i keep up with it cause i like the feeling of having smooth arms. It hurts when it starts to grow back. It feels like porcupine needles.
RedPillSucks 33
The question you might want to ask is why it bothers you. Unfortunately this society creates unnecessary social pressures for women.
juliawolak 8
isnt it always summer in australia??
VoodooPriestess 16
I can see how this sounds bad, but unless he said something douchy before or after this, I don't think he meant ill (He kinda worded it badly though). I mean I only shave in accordance with the weather. Not my arms granted, but maybe he knew someone else like that.
Tidus0 17
Really? I mean really? Yeah shave them if you plan of spending your summer in Adelaide but otherwise what the?!
jmacfan1 16
I shave mine because I have really long and dark hair and if I don't shave my arms look like man arms. I just wanna look like a woman is that too much to ask?
RickSanchez 4
I'm surprised how many people are upset by this. Hi, welcome to the adult dating world. Where you do things you may not necessarily like or think are important because the person you care about asked you to or does think it's important. I personally don't give a shit about shaving, but my wife prefers me clean shaven. So guess what, I shave. Because I love her and want her to be happy. And shocker she does things for me for the sole purpose of she knows they make me happy. Wow what a novice idea.
squideth 18
Yeah it's cute that you think this is "part of adult dating", but it's not. Thanks to sexism (yay!) women are constantly pressured to be completely hairless to the point that some men claim to be physically revolted by natural body hair on a woman. It's great that you have a compromise with your wife, but don't you dare think it's ever okay to shame and pressure a person into changing their appearance against their will. She obviously is not happy about this, and has every right to be as hairy OR hairless as she wants. **** what her superficial bf thinks.